Floyd Ray Inklar

Floyd Ray Inklar is an 8-year-old optimistic dimwit, who despite being dealt a bad hand in life, keeps his head held high in a world that's determined to drag him down.

Comics: 154
Recent Appearance: Bald Medicine
First Appearance: Snowfall

Benny Carter

Benny Carter is Floyd's only real friend. He is a scientific-minded pragmatist who hates corporate-driven consumerism, and has an unhealthy fascination for the end of the world. Benny offers Floyd companionship, but very little reliance.

Comics: 121
Recent Appearance: Snowflakes
First Appearance: Karate Kid 2

Ed Daily

Ed Daily is a lonely, depressed, out-of-work air traffic controller who spends much of his time in bars or parked in front of the TV soaking up the vast culture of American television. He often receives unwanted advice from Floyd, who he considers a constant nuisance.

Comics: 21
Recent Appearance: Bald Medicine
First Appearance: Reality TV

Coach Ditmoore

Coach Ditmoore is a high-strung, impatient man who is constantly annoyed by Floyd's complete lack of athleticism.

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Sultan of Slump
First Appearance: Asteroid 4

Chuck Moody

Chuck Moody is your typical school bully who tries to make Floyd's life miserable.

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Body Language
First Appearance: Snowfall 2

Sara Daniels

Sara Daniels is a sweet, kind-hearted girl who lives a sheltered life where everything is puppies and rainbows. She is often awakened to the realities of the world by Benny's pessimistic views.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Birthday Party 7
First Appearance: Very Bad Place

Phoebe Fitzgerald

Phoebe Fitzgerald is Floyd's secret love interest, and the strip's politically-astute character.

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Big Election
First Appearance: Floyd and Phoebe

Frank Fender

Frank Fender is an oversensitive hyper-environmentalist whose primary role is to amuse me.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Injustice
First Appearance: Earth Day