Floyd Ray Inklar

The protagonist of the strip. Floyd is an 8-year-old, optimistic dimwit--who despite being dealt a bad hand in life--keeps his head held high in a world destined to drag him down.

Comics: 145
Recent Appearance: Circle of Life
First Appearance: Snowfall

Benny Carter

Benny—Floyd's only real friend—is a scientific-minded pragmatist who hates corporate-driven consumerism, and has an unhealthy fascination for the end of the world. He offers Floyd companionship, but very little reliance.

Comics: 116
Recent Appearance: Terrifying Truth
First Appearance: Karate Kid 2

Ed Daily

Ed Daily is a lonely, depressed, out-of-work air traffic controller who spends his time in bars or in his La-Z-Boy soaking up the vast culture of American television. He often receives unwanted advice from Floyd, who he considers a constant nuisance.

Comics: 20
Recent Appearance: Circle of Life
First Appearance: Reality TV

Coach Ditmoore

The high-strung Coach who is constantly annoyed by Floyd's lack of athleticism.

Comics: 14
Recent Appearance: Sultan of Slump
First Appearance: Asteroid 4

Chuck Moody

The typical school bully who wants to make Floyd's life miserable.

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: Body Language
First Appearance: Snowfall 2

Sara Daniels

Sweet, kind-hearted Sara lives a sheltered life where everything is puppies and rainbows, but is often awakened to the cruel realities of the world by Benny the pragmatist.

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Birthday Party 7
First Appearance: Very Bad Place

Phoebe Fitzgerald

Floyd's socially-awkward love interest.

Comics: 7
Recent Appearance: Birthday Party 6
First Appearance: Floyd and Phoebe

Frank Fender

Frank is an oversensitive hyper-environmentalist. His primary role in this strip is to amuse me.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Injustice
First Appearance: Earth Day